Random Stuff Lilu finds or thinks!

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

lesliecrusher:

TOP 5 RIKER’S BUTT MOMENTS (according to tumblr user lesliecrusher)

featuring BONUS CROTCH SHOT

phisigalicious:

Me: It premiered on my birthday.
Heather :O the universe is telling you something!
Me: I AM A MEMBER OF STARFLEET STUCK IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!
Heather: OH MY GOD THIS IS KINDA LIKE THE DREAM CAPTAIN SISKO HAD.
*I have never seen DS9, so Heather sent me the wiki summary*
ME: Dr. Bashir has my last name in the alternate universe!!
Heather: SEE!?
Me: I am becoming self aware!
Heather: What color shirt are you wearing?
Me: Yellow. O.O
Heather: O.O

this-feels-real-to-me:

always!

my-unironic-thoughts:

walk into the club like never mind lets go home and watch Star Trek

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

‘watch star trek’ they said. ‘it’s a fun show about space’ they said

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

Me: Picard gets seduced with archeology a lot

Phisigalicious: Maybe he’s sapiosexual.